Based on a truestory:
xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown.. If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
Kali Linux has over 600 pre-installed penetration-testing programs, including Armitage (a graphical cyber attack management tool), Nmap (a port scanner), Wir. Can I Hack a WebTV? Amazon introduces Amazon Music HD, offering lossless quality audio. Have a old webtv and i'm woundering if there is any way i can put linux or even windows on it.
xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, 'legacy'
xxx: You're gonna love this
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xxx:
smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message 'late at work' to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.
xxx:
kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from 'Kumar' (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like 'help', 'trouble', 'sorry' etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply 'no worries mate, be careful next time'.
xxx:
hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like 'not feeling well/gonna work from home' etc. Adds a random 'reason' from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am.
xxx: (and the oscar goes to)
fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew . Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.
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xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those
Original: http://bash.im/quote/436725 (in Russian)
Pull requests with other implementations (Python, Perl, Shell, etc) are welcome. Usage
You need these environment variables:
To use the keys listed here (which are GVLKs), you must first have a KMS hostrunning in your deployment. Kms activation windows 10. NoteIn the tables that follow, 'LTSC' stands for 'Long-Term Servicing Channel,' while 'LTSB' refers to the 'Long-Term Servicing Branch.'
Simple Hacking Scripts
For Ruby scripts you need to install gems:
gem install dotenv twilio-ruby gmail
Cron jobs
Code is released under WTFPL.
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